I was driving on Thurbers Ave when this morning listening to some Daft Punk when this driver and his girl came speeding by hitting the curb. These kids have no respect for public property.

This boyfriend and what I assume is his girlfriend were screwing in the car while he was driving! I was walking down the street near Angell Street. You could clearly see her pants down hopping on his beaver tickler. She was moaning so loud it was like a whale mating call. When will these young people stop doing this in public?