Discription of Events: Numale Soyboy cancerous driver who feels that his gas mileage is more important than the flow of traffic and the safety around him. The type of cancerous driver who sees cars blowing by him on his right but a) is too zoned out to even notice b) notices but doesn't care or c) is an idiot either way. The type of cancerous driver for whom the numerous "slower traffic keep right" signs posted on the highway mean nothing. The type of cancerous driver who would rather have many drivers maneuver around him than simply drive in the correct lane. The type of cancerous driver that, if they all disappeared tomorrow, all left lane drivers would rejoice in a symphony of unleashed and unfettered accelerations and happiness. A cancer that the CHP should REALLY step up and eradicate.