Discription of Events: This guy was stopped at the Kroger on North Shepherd Drive jerking off his penis like it was the end of the world. He was moaning \"oh Jacqueline baby give daddy some sugar yes yes yes!\" and \"OH Melissa honey you make me feel so young!\" He unloaded all over his steering wheel splashing everywhere it got on his windows. Then he pulled out a bottle of Jack Daniels from his passenger side seat and started chugging it. All we could do was laugh. He must have heard us so he started speeding away. We followed him honking our horn and touching our nipples to irritate him. It has been quite a fun morning. My girlfriend started jerking my penis off on the way back home so once I parked, I took off her sweatpants and am currently rubbing her clit she\'s moaning and wiggling around. I\'ll update you all soon with me plowing her in my brand new F350 with new chrome axles and $3,000 custom leather pull down seats.