Discription of Events: Caucasian fellow in his 50\'s, chugging on a drink every 10 seconds and texting and chatting on his cell phone; while the \"Dodger\'s Dad\" stud was looking down at his gadget, he proceeded to simultaneously navugate his blue minivan, cutting off other vehciles, honking mad like a donkey, and then nearly side-swiping other vehicles as he accelerated to about 50mph on La Cienega Blvd.\r\n\r\nBallerina, stud dad should perhaps look at himself rather scrutinously in the mirror before he lands someone in critical condition.\r\n\r\nPlate: California # DGRSDAD\r\nVehicle: Dodge chrysler type minivan\r\nColor: Blue\r\nAppearance: Dodders stickers tattooed all over the back.\r\n\r\nCreature description:\r\nCaucasian male\r\nSlight greying hair, crop-cut short\r\nAge about 56-58 years\r\nHeight about 6 feet\r\nWeight about 200 pounds\r\n\r\nCharacter\'s demeanor:\r\nAir of superiority\r\nSporting sunglasses\r\nDrinking like a ballerina stud, cocky, baseball gung-ho \"Dodger\'s Dad\"\r\n\r\nYour makeup ain\'t gonna fly Dodger\'s Dad(Cocksure hoodlums like give parents a bad rap, i.e. You harken back to the homicide by \"Hockey Dad.\" Disgusting stench that sensible folks walk away from.